Alphabetical Books

Recommended a book to my young-at-heart volunteer and then found out it was withdrawn, but that we had the eBook. I asked if he read eBooks and he replied, "I don't care what letter the book starts with. If it's a good story, I'll read anything."

After I explained that eBook meant electronic book, he said, "OH! No, I don't read those, even if they are good."

Call Me Crazy

A woman called to request 'Call The Midwife' and kept saying, "I'm telling you I want the BOOK, not the DVD. It's on TV, but I want the BOOK. But I'm not going to PAY for the BOOK, I'm not giving you ANY money for it. I just want to READ a BOOK for FREE."

Gee, lady, I think you called the wrong PLACE.